parents

parents
1. (parents) (1661↑, 206↓)
the chains around your ankles until you've managed to a) runaway b) obtain a stable job and stable income c) die d) turn 18.

i'd be getting laid if it weren't for my parents.

2. (parents) (1116↑, 260↓)
Noun. The people who brought you into this world, pretend to love you, and then proceed by shitting on your life.

My parents just told me that i have to go home tomorrow.

3. (parents) (861↑, 182↓)
The people that blame you for everything that goes wrong.

Your the reason that everything in my life sucks

4. (Parents) (857↑, 189↓)
People who you have every urge to kill somethimes and love the other times and on times you would like to pretnd don't exist.

Parents will be parents

5. (Parents) (751↑, 174↓)
(n.) A member of the familiy, who takes first priority in trying to make your life miserable.

My parents said I can't go to the party.

Author: firedemonhiei http://parents.urbanup.com/383646
6. (parents) (669↑, 159↓)
the only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn watching.

Hey man your parents caught you again man, did they take your computer?

7. (Parents) (544↑, 73↓)
the reason that the teenage years are a living hell. they're only goal in life is to make sure you dont have one. also, to make sure you're childhood is worse than theirs was. and they never have good reasons to back their arguement up.

Me-can i go out with my friends? Mother-no Me-why not? Mother-Because. *like thats an actual answer.*

Author: Gerard's Prison Mate http://parents.urbanup.com/1425657
8. (parents) (624↑, 224↓)
fucking morons that ruin kid's lives. All they ever do is nag, and makes up the gayest excuses to ruin ur life. Kids are forced to keep billions and billions of secrets from their parents because all parents ever do is ruin their lives

\parentsI had a girlfriend until my parents found out \parentsI wasted my march break at gayass programs, their excues " taking this week off from school is for kids to exceed school standards by going into different programs"

9. (parents) (398↑, 32↓)
1.) those who, because they gave birth to you, claim to have complete control over your life, personality, friends, clothing, and any other specifics that define you as an individual. 2.) the people that want to mold you exactally after their wonderful selves, and then resent you when you aren't what they expected. 3.) the people who other conceited, ignorant adults tell you that you will someday appreciate, but in reality, you look back and pray to god you don't turn into them. 4.) instigators of the [breakfast club syndrome].

it never occurs to parents that it doesn't take a genius to get knocked up.

10. (parents) (310↑, 47↓)
Just another burden for already troubled teens. Also the \#1 cuase of teen F-ups and suicides. They destoy all of the following-children, social lives, fun, partys, relaxation, hope, joy, and all other things that may cause happieness. They create- Stress, anxiety, obligations, poor heath conditions, fear, and every thing else that's depressing or sad. They believe they are doing so much good, and that you actualy love them and want them to be your best freind.

Screw parents, take care of your F-ing self. Get out as soon as you can, before you end up having to change their diapers.

11. (parents) (305↑, 52↓)
People who are constantly trying to ruin your life.Or trying to embarress you to death or trying to "help" but instead,in the process,just making matters worse.

Parent:"Honey\!I told julie that cheerleader girl,to help you with your training bra after swimming\!" or "James\!You can't go to that "Killers" concert\!" or (In front of half the school)"Janelle\!On tuesday we're shopping for pads\!I Love you Bubblebutt\!Make new friends, Janelly Welly pook\!"

12. (Parents) (272↑, 22↓)
Parents-noun 1) People who think a "normal teenage social life" involves studies and chores. 2) People who think a drivers license is a "go out and pick so-and-so up from practice/supermarket shopping" license. 3) Someone who thinks the stories and problems you tell them in confidence are fun things to share with friends and family. 4) People in the previous generation who believe nothing has changed since they were teenagers. 5) People who believe school vacations/ weekends are one of the following: family time, chore time, study time, homework time, "let's go do something I want to do" time, "let's wake up earlier than you would on a school day to get an early start" time. 6) People who can vote but still manage to screw the country over. 7) People who want us to form our own opinions as long as they influenced them. 8) People who don't care about global warming, greenhouse effect, extinction, nuclear war, or the world going to hell because they figure they'll be dead before the worst of it happens. 9) The people who think we should have censors on our music when all of theirs talked about rape, sex, and drugs. 10) The people who have 3+ kids when they can barely handle 1 and say they had the others by "accident." 11) Someone who thinks it is appropriate to come on to campus looking for you because you have taken more than 3 minutes to get to their car. 12) The people who you work for without pay and knew parenting was a hard responsibility but still expect something in return. 13) The people who say grades don't matter as long as it's your best, but get angry if you get a grade lower than an A-. 14) Someone who thinks long hair is unacceptable when they walked around with mohawks and fros. 15) Someone who thinks spending MORE time with them is going to fix your relationship.

I can't go to the party tonight because my parents need me to come with them to shop.

13. (parents) (273↑, 44↓)
The people who constantly bombard you with stupid questions such as "What time do you call this?"; "Where have you been?; "Who was there?"; "How much have you been drinking?". They can only see a small toned-down part of your life as they proceed to stop you doing anything which gives you even the slightest pleasure. Those who enforce "House Rules" which apply only to me as they do whatever the fuck they want.

My parents ruined my life. When 3 am becomes late you must be a parent.

14. (parents) (201↑, 22↓)
The people who insist on ruining every happy moment in your life. They try to tell you that they are protecting you but what they really are doing is killing your spirits\! They bring you down for something so stupid that it is uncomprehendable\!

Parents dont know what its like to be us.

Author: loathsome child http://parents.urbanup.com/1508097
15. (parents) (158↑, 25↓)
the people who made you, you may like of dislike them. they are constantly annoying and almost always embarassing you. they are nazis who it is impossible to argue with even if their wrong and they know it, becasue they can just "It's over\!\!" and if you continue with the argument theres consequences, such as grounding or suspended alouence. they can never see anything from your point of view, and for some reason we have to ask them if were "allowed" to do something or get something. they control our lives.

Parents are the contorlers of our lives.

Author: diseased sheep http://parents.urbanup.com/1851197
16. (parents) (136↑, 21↓)
1. a pair of people (typically a man and woman, can be a woman and woman or man and man) that brought you up in this world just so they can bring you down. 2. people that will go out of their way to make sure your childhood is worse then theirs was. 3. people that don't know how to argue for their lives and think they can use their ''authority'' as an excuse for their lack of comebacks. 4. the base of many jokes made among the society of 25-and-under people. 5. people that claim you will thank them for the tortures they practice on you one day, when in reality you do nothing but thank the lord that you are finally free from them. 6. people that try to control your style, wardrobe, personality, look, friends, love life, music tastes, and opinions in general just because THEY don't like it. when really, it's not their body or life. they try to brain wash their children into thinking this is okay, but it's not. don't fall for it kids. your parents are the wrong ones, not you. just be yourself\! 7. people that set the expectations for you unreasonably high, then (attempt to) punish you when you don't follow them. 8. people that set so many rules its impossible to follow them all, so when you don't you get punished. 9. people that don't trust you for absolutely no reason, and when you ask why, they just say "because'' due to their inferior arguing skills (see definition \#3) 10. people that expect you to love them unconditionally, which is truly ridiculous because other then give you a house to live in, they do nothing to deserve your love. they also claim to love you, but don't listen to them. it's all lies. 11. people that you cannot trust because everything you tell them, they will go around and tell their friends at work or at the hair salon. you might think you can tell your mom about your crush at school, but she most definitely will be at lunch with her friends telling all her friends about it. 12. people that change the plans on the last second for no reason, and make you look bad in front of your friends. 13. the number one reason for teenage suicide in america (look it up). 14. people that will go to amazing lengths to ruin your childhood. don't listen to these people, don't let them hurt you, don't let them get to you. just rough through this time, because it's only a couple years. once your 18, your parents' torturing will be long behind you and you can continue with your life.

1. parent A and parent B are my parents. 2. parent A told me, "You cannot go to your friends party. if that means me not getting to get my hair done, so be it. as long as you are in pain." 3. "Parent B, can I go to the mall tomorrow?" "No." "Why?" "Because I said so." "What kind of answer is that?" "BE QUIET OR I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR IPOD" "Mom, I paid for it\!" "I'M THE PARENT HERE, I CAN STILL TAKE IT." 4. Suzie said, "I'd rather eat a scorpion then visit my parents for the holidays." *group of friends laugh* 5. Parent B says, "YOU'LL THANK ME FOR THIS 10 YEARS FROM NOW\!\!\!\!\!\!\!" -10 years later- "Boy am I glad I'm not a teen anymore, my parents ruined my childhood." Says Joe. 6. Parent A: YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO RAP\!\!\!\! Ann: Why? I like it\! Parent A: DOESNT MATTER\!\!\! I DONT LIKE IT SO YOU CANT EITHER\!\!\!\! AND YOU CANT WEAR ABERCROMBIE EITHER BECAUSE I DONT LIKE IT\!\!\!\! Ann- It's my music and my body\!\! Whats it to you? Parent B: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOU WHORE 7. Parent B: If you don't get all A+'s, you're not allowed to use the computer for the rest of the year. Jon: Dad I'm in advanced math\! that's too hard\! Parent A: DONT TALK TO YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT. GO TO YOUR ROOM, STUPID CHILD. 8. Parent A: Go to the cvs to get me some ointment. Jen: mom, you said i'm not allowed to go to cvs alone. Parent A: DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM, FUCKING WHORE. Jen: Mom\! You said not to listen to people who curse\! Parent A: FUCK YOU\! LISTEN TO ME NOW YOU BITCH OR I'LL TAKE AWAY YOUR CELL PHONE AND TV. 9. Tom: Mom, can I go to Zoe's party? Parent A: NO\!\!\! I DONT TRUST YOU\!\!\! YOU'LL GET HER PREGNANT\!\!\! Tom: Why don't you trust me? what have i done? Parent A: BECAUSE I DONT\!\!\! GO DO YOUR CHORES. 10. Parent B: I love you, Sally. Give me a kiss. Sally: no thanks. Parent B: YOUR SUPPOSED TO SAY I LOVE YOU BACK. ITS POLITE. GO TO YOUR ROOM STUPID CHILD. 11. Parent A: So, do you have any crushes at school? Eva: Well... i kinda like jon. dont tell anyone. -later that day at salon- Parent A: Oh, Eva is totally in love with jon. *giggles* *friends laugh along* 12. Joe: ok mom i'm going to liam's house. bye\!\! Parent B: NO YOU CAN'T. YOUR GONNA GO WITH US TO MY MOTHERS HOUSE. Joe: but just last night you said i could go\! Parent B: DOESNT MATTER. GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM, YOU LITTLE BRAT. 13 and 14, no example needed.

Author: ImSoGladIMovedOut http://parents.urbanup.com/3587482
17. (parents) (199↑, 105↓)
Most parents are stupid fucks, but the fact is that your future is their [future]. They are trying to live your [life] in a way and the best thing you could do in life is make yourself and your parents [proud] and or [satisfied]. When you become older your life starts to stabalise more so theres no future to work for, thats when people take kids, so they can help them to get into the [world]. The problem is that most parents Ive met are [exeggerating] it all.. like why the fuck would you take away someones computer if he or she is checking out some [porn] but thats standard for [people] I guess.. so the best thing you could do in that situation is just sit down and talk with them and come to a [conclusion], its [normally] [reasonable] for both parties. Except of course if your parents are absolutely [insane], and then Id get some [professional] attension since then you got a serious [problem] Seriously, [kids] and parents gotto [live] together so you must be able to come to some reasoning [together] Oh and also, as a kid you get angry for no real [reason], just think about that one

"My mommie says your mommie is a bitch"

18. (parents) (108↑, 16↓)
The biggest stressor and contradictors in most kids life. Both the lazy-assed kids like myself and the smart A+ students don't get cut any slack from parents. Take the examples.

Jeff's Parents(Smart kid): Jeff you got an 88 for Honors SS this quarter, 2 weeks detention buddy\! Joe's Parents(Dumb Kid): Why are you up at 11:00 PM doing Homework? *Blah Blah Blah* Jeff's Thoughts: Jesus christ are you kidding me dumb fucks i care about my grades why do they have to?? They're not even helping me\!\! Joe's thoughts: Uhhm get the fuck out of my room you dumb bitches i don't need you i get the work done it just takes a while

19. (parents) (107↑, 21↓)
the thing stopping you from living in your house...naked

i would live naked, but i cant cuz of the parents :(

20. (parents) (95↑, 22↓)
the easy way to loose your sanity

a short example of parents dad: take out the garbage, to your homework, feed the dog, do this do that, you are really stupid, you don't do anything right, I AM ALWAYS RIGHT YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG kid: SHUT UP\!\!\! IM GOING INSANE dad: What did you say? you're grounded so as you can see if this keeps up you are probably gonna end up in the mental hospital

21. (parents) (95↑, 29↓)
Parents that make your life living hell until your 18, blame you for everything in the world that goes wrong, makes sure that you have no fun what-so-ever, never let you out of the house without them being attached to your ankles like a ball and chain. And: People that HATE teens. And: People that dont give a rap about how YOU feel.

Parents teen: dad....can...i... Dad: No time, No gas, No money, No care. teen: thats getting a little old.. Dad: No. Teen: how would You like to wake up tomorrow dead? Dad: go to your room. Teen: sons of mothers Dad just listen\!\!\! Dad: dont use that kind of languege\! Teen: What Lang\!? Dad: Go to your room. *teen walks up stairs and off's himself/herself.

22. (Parents) (94↑, 28↓)
1) The coupled adults that give birth or adopt a child. 2) The coupled adults that tend to have misconceptions and arguments on how to manage the lives of youth, attmepting to restrict freedoms, rights, privileges of their biological and/or adopted children in what they consider to be the "best interests" of the child, regardless of age, sex, creed, or legal standing. 3) The coupled adults that agree that no matter how logical or ethical their biological or adopted child's decision may be, they still know better than said person and have no duty to listen to or understand the point of view of that person regardless of age, sex, creed, or legal standing.

1a) John and Jane gave birth to Billy and they are his parents. 1b) John and Joe (or Jane and Joan)adopted Billy and they are his parents. 2) John and Jane have told Billy he is grounded again because he got a B- on his last test. Billy believes he can't leave his room because his parents said so. 3) Although Billy loves Susie and has gotten her pregnant at the age of 21, his parents agree that he cannot marry her because it would look bad for his parents if Billy marrid such a trashy whore.

23. (Parents) (71↑, 12↓)
People in your family who specialize in making your life hell. Depending on what kind of parents you have (asian parents are the worst), they can also make sure that you don't have a life, make you study your ass off for no reason, and basically make you a working robot.

Person 1: Hey Jimmy, coming to the party tomorrow. We gonna drink, play video games, dance and all the following above. Jimmy: Srry guys i can't, my asian parents are making me read books in chinese. Person 1: Dude you are so uncool. (Poor Jimmy...)

Author: ihatelifemorethanyou http://parents.urbanup.com/3882677
24. (parents) (58↑, 12↓)
Those Whom Which Have Birth To You. Those Whom Which Own You, And Everything You Possess Until The Age Of 18. Okay, So Those Are The Basics That Everyone Can Agree On. Now Here The Part In Which I May Get Some Downs For. I Don't Know If I Can Trust Peoples Accounts In The Other Defs. But Hopefully, This Is What Defines SOME Parents. Those Who Emphasize The Fact That They Own You, That You Have No Rights Under Their House Until The Age Of 18. Those Who Threaten You About Your Future And Constantly Go On Mad Tirades And Lectures In Which Have No Actual Point. Those Who Take All The Money You Have Or Get (From Any Source) And Freely Use It As Their Own. Those Who Lie To You Just To Make You Quiet Or A Obtain The Moments Peace. Those Who Yell At You For Being Late, If Not Then Screaming At You For Not Being Early. Those Who Have A Lot Money, Don't Spend Their OWN Money, And Find A Way To Get More Money Regards Of The Risks And Events In Which They Will Cause. Those Who Constantly Brag About How They Are Superior To You, In Every Aspect Of Life And Always Pass The Blame To You In Front Of Their Colleagues. Those Who Bombard You With Constant Statements About Your Friends Or The Names Of Anyone They Come Across That Are Related To You Of How They Will One Day Betray You Until You Are Paranoid And Have No Idea What It Was Like Being Naive. Those Who Say They Love You, But Before You Can Open Your Mouth Have Already Back Stabbed You. Those Who Are Uncomfortable Seeing His/Her Child Do Nothing (Or Play) While They Are Working Themselves. Those Who Let Off Their Steam, Built Up On The Weekdays, On You Every Saturday Morning. Those Who Can Start A Bitch Fest From ABSOLUTELY NOTHING Despite The Fact That You Have Said NOTHING AT ALL And Have Done Nothing Wrong Today.\<Proven By Yours Truly. Those Who Believe That Time=Maturity, Not Experience=Maturity, Because Otherwise, Kids Would Be Equal To Parents, Which Is Considered Absurd. Well, That's It\! =P Now That I'm Scrolling Up From The Text Box, I Noticed That I Was Flaming...I Don't Know, Maybe I'm Still Blind And Totally Oblivious To My Parents True Intentions. Maybe I'm Still Ignorant And Naive And Haven't Seen The Light Yet. Then Again, There's Still Time. Still Got 5 Years Till My Parents Legally Have No Ownership Of Me. Jeez, Sure Let Off Some Bitterness There.

Just Open Your Eyes. I'm Sure Anyone Can See What I'm Talking About. Then Again, Probably Not. =P And Just Because I Have To Include The Word Of The Def, Here It Is: parents

25. (parents) (64↑, 21↓)
The people that make you then try to control you. You MAY or MAY NOT like them. Unless you wanna become a social reject i suggest you rebel AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. Between curfew and making u look stupid as hell i think you'd agree with me.

My parents made me a social reject my entire life. When i was a kid they made me dress in cheap ass clothes that were undersized and beat up k-swiss to school. (Im BLACK what tha fuck do i look like wearin a fuckin moldy v-neck\!?) When i told them i was bein picked on they basically told me to "shut the fuck up". (imagine spending 10 years of your life feeling/looking like crap while your step-mom precedes to spend your DAD's money to buy a fuckin house an 2 cars) When i finally did start to make "friends" (when they werent insultin me) my peoples would make gay ass rules like be home at 9 (never mind the fact that your avergage MIDDLE SCHOOLER comes home at like midnight these days) yeah way to turn me into the group's killjoy. Now that im a teenager i gotta get a job n i cant/shouldnt be askin them for money. OK, Thats cool but HOW DA FUCK ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A FUCKIN 16 YEAR PAY YOU BACK FOR INSURANCE THAT THE GOVERNMENT MADE YOU PAY FOR. In conclusion, while parents may feed you n give you a place to live they can also turn you into a low selfesteem havin piece of shit When i move away im GONE for good....

Author: damn assholes.... http://parents.urbanup.com/3235147
26. (Parents) (48↑, 8↓)
The only thing stopping you from living life and learning from your mistakes. They take away your freedom for no reason and never let you do anything fun. They're nosy too so you have to keep a billion secrets from them.

Joe: Dude, why cant you come to the movies tonight with me, Lauren, and Vicki?? Billy: My parents grounded me for not calling my grandmother on her birthday. Laaame. They also think Im gonna get someone preggers so I cant hang out with girls.

Author: spazzimagee123 http://parents.urbanup.com/4003828
27. (parents) (58↑, 20↓)
Two (usually) people who were screwing around and either forgot the condom, or it broke.

My parents said I wasn't an accident, but a mistake

28. (Parents) (48↑, 16↓)
People who gave birth to you and FUCK up your life\!\!\!\!

Like my parents... There divorced and their still fighting and yelling at eachother over the phone\!\!\!\!

29. (Parents) (79↑, 49↓)
The only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn

Your parents could you again man, you will loose your computer

30. (Parents) (38↑, 11↓)
1.Things that suck 2.Things that you put up with for 18 years 3.Things that live to embaress you 4.Things that YOU become =(

Parents - Do your homework kid... Kids - LEAVE ME ALONE

31. (Parents) (29↑, 5↓)
The beings who genuinely think that if they ever let up on discipline the slightest, you'll become a hobo living out of a car you stole.

My parents are shouting at me for smiling at them.

32. (Parents) (25↑, 7↓)
The people who had sex to make you

I think it's pretty hypocritical that my parents won't let me have sex, because they obviously have.

33. (parents) (24↑, 8↓)
the people who will find any reason to ground you.

i got grounded for coming home. i also got grounded for getting A. honor roll. what the hell\!\!\! my parents suck\!\!\!

34. (Parents) (20↑, 9↓)
People you suddenly grow very fond of once you don't have to see them every day.

Teen: God, I hate my parents. I wish they'd hang themselves. Older Brother: Don't worry, you'll be tolerate them pretty well once you rent your own apartment.

35. (Parents) (6↑, 0↓)
The people that every child hates, whether they say so or not. The only ways of escaping them include dying, turning 18 and buying a house, or simply running away. The last one is not reccommened. -CHARACTER TRAITS & HABITS:- • They think that they know everything about you, including your food, music, movie, personality, and sexual preference. Once again, they're always right, even when you're obviously nothing like what they say. • They believe that they reserve the right to automatically win any arguement of their choosing. When the far greater majority believes the oppsosite of what they say, but is comprised if children, the parent/s can automatically win and end the argument by saying "ENOUGH\!" or "too bad", and nothing else can be said about it without serious risk of getting [grounded] or being ranted at/dismembered. This goes for anything else they say as well. • They will often embarass you in front of your friends. The parent/s will often claim that they "forgot" or they "won't do it again", despite the fact that even they know that that isn't true. Every person has at least one story of this. • Nearly every father will attempt to crack a wisey/pun/obviously crappy joke to your friends. Said friends will either pretend to laugh and then secretly shun you, or just drop you and not hang out with you.

-Parents: Hey son\! You know that 2+2=5? -Child: Actually, we all know that it's 4... -Parent: *swears under their breath* AHA, but I was just testing you\! -Parent: Come on son, let's go to the P\!NK festival\! -Child: *honestly* AWW DAD, I hate P\!NK\! You take me every year and I never enjoy myself\! -Parent: Yes you do, you just haven't given it a chance. Now shut up. -Child: Dad, can I go to the party and play HALO? -Parent: No you can't\! Those things are bad for every part of you\! You are never going to a party\! EVER\! -Child: But dad-\! -Parent: SHUT UP KID OR YOU'RE GROUNDED\! -Child: Now don't say anything, just drop me off at school. -Mother: Sure thing darling. *2 MINUTES LATER* -Mother: Now don't forget darling, we're going tampon shopping on the weekend, and you can get that pink fluffy SESAME STREET one you've been [gasbagging] about\! I love you honey-poo\! -Friend: Ms. Smith, can I have an ice cream? -Mother: Sure thing, kid\! -Child: Mother, may I have an ice cream, please? -Mother: NO, YOU'RE GROUNDED, REMEMBER? GO AWAY\! -Child, thinking: Man I hop dad doesn't show off his legendary humour skills... -Father: HEY KIDS\! Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE\!\!\! *cracks up* Man I'm hilarious\! Eh, kids? -Friends: No, we're gonna beat up your child which we used to be friends with now.

36. (parents) (74↑, 69↓)
Parents usually refers to the man and woman who had sex and created you\! Sometimes children who are raised in foster home for example might call their foster parents their parents anyway, even if they are not related by blood, and some consider relatives they live with (like aunts or grandparents) to be the centre of the parental role. After reading most of the definitions on here, I came to the conclusion that many of the authors are most likely [teenager]s, as it is common that during the teenage years a child's parents will want them to obey their rules, be home by the time they specify, do your homework, etc, and the teen will want to obey their own rules, for now that they are older they can do more things on their own, and do not require supervision, assistance, or guidance, or so they think. Now, think about this.... Are your parents really so bad? Are they really "nazi fascists" whose sole purpose in life is to make your existence miserable? Sure, they have their own expectations and longings for you, and set rules and boundaries for you, but do they not provide you with a home, clothing, food, education, and a watchful eye as you grow into a young adult? Before I go on I will say that I know parents are not always the best at their job, and there are some who don't do it at all. My father is an example of this, he ditched my mom after I was born, rarely visited, and never paid child support. Even to this day, he and I still do not have the relationship I think a father and son should. So it is not unreasonable to say that some parents are infact unfit for the job of parenting, which is a full time responsibility. And in the case of assholes who abuse their wives and children, they should be castrated so they cannot have children at all. Anyway, the reasons parents provide you with rules are many, and when you think about it, are quite logical usually. Here are some examples: 1. Come home by a certain time, or curfew. Parents understand that, depending on where you live, it is unsafe to be wandering the streets after dark, especially if you have been drinking to excess, doing potent drugs, or other activities to alter your perception and judgement abilities. They want you to be home and safe so you can continue to live and maybe go out to see another party. Those bastards, eh? 2. Maintain your living space, help with chores. This is just common courtesy. They are giving you free room and board until you are 18 (sometimes even later), the least you can do is take out the trash, wash the dishes, or at the very least keep your room tidy. Also the ability to keep a clean living space becomes important when you move into your own place, because if the landlord inspects your apartment and finds toxic mold in the sink, you will be evicted due to health risks. And besides, when you have your own place and you throw sexy parties with members of the opposite sex, would you not want them to be impressed by how well you take care of your own home? You can thank your parents for that. 3. No drugs/drinking/smoking in our house. Depending on the parents you have, this is a varied policy. I have known some parents (like my mom) who absolutely despise the idea of their child using substances that will harm their bodies or minds. The young mind is developing, and after a 3 week stay in a mental hospital at age 16, caused by excessive drug and alcohol use, I learned that it is good to nurture the brain and only give it "treats" like drugs or liquor occasionally, at least until you are older and your brain becomes more powerful. Some parents on the other hand, (like my dad) do not care if their child uses drugs or drinks and smokes in their place. Once again this comes back to the parent's personal ethos on substance use. Some parents are paranoid that they will be caught with illegal items in their homes, which can of course lead to legal troubles, for you and them. Although this does seem an unlikely event, that the [popo] will break down the door of your house and raid the place until they find something illegal, some parents are irrationally paranoid about it. If you are going to use drugs, at least hide your paraphrenalia well, if you are smoking said drug, do it outside, even out a window is fine. 4. When you become legal age of majority, to continue living there you must get a job and pay rent, go to school, or alternatively find your own place. This is the one my mom slapped me with when I turned 18, but it is not as bad as one would think. Your parents are not going to charge you $825 per month plus power and water to live with them. If approached respectfully you can negotiate a rent price which will make them happy and still leave you some spending money. If you are asked to give up 100% of your earnings, then you might want to consider finding your own place. Going to school (college) while living at home is great\! Usually you can negotiate being able to not pay rent and just focus on schooling while living at home. This provides the bonus of a higher education, which in turn will get you a better job in the future. Plus, think of how many hot chicks you'll meet at college\! If neither of these appeal to you, but you do not want to find your own place, I suggest sitting your parent(s) down and talking to them with the utmost respect, and explain your situation. 5. You are forbidden to date so and so. This one is a common complaint among teenage girls. As teenagers, they feel like they are ready for true love and all the responsibility that comes with it. Unfortunately, as a teen your emotions are usually clouded with hormones and lustful urges. Love at first sight is usually just limerence, even though the 17 year old goth girl doesn't want to admit it. If your parents think someone is dangerous, then for the love of God, DON'T DATE THEM\! Your parents know what it is like to be your age, they didn't miraculously appear on earth at the age they are now. They know trouble when they see it and are ultimately looking out for your best interests. And yes, in the 40s-70s there were criminals too. There are many more grounds for dispute amongst parents and teens, but this is a good umbrella list. And since I think I have yacked enough, I will close by saying that although it may seem that your parents are power hungry and driven to make you crazy, if they do not beat you up, do not molest you, do not call you names nonstop, and provide you with many things a lesser priveledged person would not have, then for everyone's sake, show them some respect and love too, because they only want what is best for you.

16 Y/O GOTH: My parents are such nazis\! they made me cut off my 29 inch deathhawk and take out the 19 piercings on my face\! They want me to be a conformist\! Me: Actually, they probably want you to not look like a freakshow rolled into town and you escaped from it. You will not get a job if you look like that. Some parents are abusive in some way, and if they are I recommend TELLING SOMEONE about it and getting out of the situation. Do not be scared, you will be taken care of if you just tell somebody who can help. Realistically, where would you be without your parents?

37. (parents) (57↑, 53↓)
People who will literally love you to death.

Parents: We do it because we love you\! You: *dies*

38. (Parents) (3↑, 0↓)
The people in your life who either: A) Have the power to completely ruin you and your self esteem. They make you feel like everything is your fault, and you're worthless... OR... B) The people in your life who love you unconditionally and make you feel like you can do no wrong. They are the ultimate supporter and friend.

With parents you're basically playing a lottery game you consistently have tickets to that you've never purchased. What you grow up with shapes you... but how you handle it defines you. Choose wisely

Author: mooooooooooomoooooo http://parents.urbanup.com/5881230
39. (parents) (5↑, 3↓)
People who gave birth to you. They also ruin everything that's fun and can't come up with reasons for their arguments.

Kid:Can I go to a party Parents:No Kid:Why Parent:Because I said so. Kid:What the fuck\!?\!? That's the shittiest answer ever\!\!\!\!1\!\!\!1one\!\!\!\!1\!\!\!

Author: Nobody knows who i am http://parents.urbanup.com/5688611
40. (Parents) (1↑, 2↓)
The annoying people in your life that annoy the living crap out of you and force you to do things you don't want to do. Then they have the NERVE to stand back and say ''why does my kid rebel so much?''. MAYBE if they'd let us have some FREEDOM we wouldn't rebel so much, and the more we rebel during our teenage years, we grow up to be crazy drug addicts who go out and have the fun we weren't allowed to have when we were kids. Thanks parents for making us hate our lives.

''Parents are annoying as hell''.

Author: thegirlnextdoor23 http://parents.urbanup.com/6059919
41. (parents) (60↑, 61↓)
The majority of the people who posted a definition about Parents basically wrote "IDIOTS WHO RUIN OUR LIVES\!\!\!1". Are you fucking kidding me. Something you idiots are not mature enough to understand: appreciation. You idiots have a computer. A house. A bed. Clothes. Food. Who gave you those things? Your parents. Believe it or not, they love you. And no, they do not 'pretend' to love you. I bet your asses that when your parents die, you will cry and cry and cry and realize how disrespectful how you were to them. Sure your parents can be unfair and idiots at times, but everyone can be. There is no one in this world that is completely perfect. So please, grow up a bit more and start to realize the importance of your parents.

Parents will be parents.

42. (parents) (57↑, 58↓)
The people who brought you into this world. They may suck at times but at least they love you, and if they don't I can't help you there my freind. Be lucky you have parents or you would be on the street or and orphinarium, like I grew up in, until I was adopted by foster parents. So all you people that say parents suck ass and never do anything for you, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP WHINING LITTLE CRYBABY BITCHES\!. There's alot of children starving on the street, besides food, don't you think they want a home and someone that loves them?

Kid one: My dad just bought me an xbox 360 yesterday and now he is being an asshole, I hate that mother fucker. Kid two: I wish I could get a 360, I saved up my money and got a playstation. Kid one: Dude playstations suck ass, why didn't you just ask your dad for one? Kid two: I don't have a dad. Kid one: What about your mom? Couldn't she get it for you? Kid two: My mom never got me anything exept for this cool watch, she got it at wal-mart. Kid one: Wow you guys must really be poor. Kid two: Ya, we don't have much. Kid one: Well cyaz, I'm gonna go play my new xbox 360. Kid two: Bye, asshole.... I wish I had nicer parents...

43. (Parents) (89↑, 90↓)
People who had took their sweet 18 years from their lives to raise their children to become better in life, and care for them and will basically break their necks to help them. People in urbandictionary.com do not see this, and think parent's ruin lives, but let's put it this way: When they die, you will be in tears because you remember the times they were protecting your asses and making sure you can at least get a good job at McDonald's earning something than nothing.

I wish my Mom can be there for me, but she's busy making my adult life better.

Author: Psychomoonlight http://parents.urbanup.com/1222271
44. (parents) (84↑, 86↓)
(1)The biological mother and father of an individual that will influence you early on in your life. (2)The people who have an huge impact on your early life and influence your tastes and how you act. (3)Commonly referred to as uncool, evil, fascists that try to ruin your life, when they in fact are trying to raise you. (4)Constantly bitched about by ignorant, self-absorbed, rebellious adolescents. Just remember, they didn't have to get together, have sex, and give birth to your stupid ass.

(1)My parents smoke, so I should smoke too. (2)Similar to above. (3)David The Rebellious Teen:I hate my parents. Wha-wha-wha. They suck and should die\! I don't need them, I'm better than them\! (4)Same as above.

45. (parents) (66↑, 68↓)
People that teens love to whine about, even though they are probably just normal people and the teenagers are whiners. Seriously, they should be glad that the parents have cars and jobs, have money, never let the kids go hungry, give a shit about their kids, worry about them, and love them. My parents were the opposite, and I always hide it when I'm around people, but whneever I hear people whine about their privileged lives and nice parents I want to rip my hair out. Parents can sometimes abuse their role, and ruin their children's lives, i.e doing selfish things like suicide attempts and taking their children out of school. These are the really bad type of parents, because not only do they not care about the kid, which is bad enough, they actually strive to make the teenager's life miserable.

Jamie has nice parents. Nikita's parents tried to kill her in the middle of the night.

46. (parents) (73↑, 75↓)
The people who bought you the computer with the internet connection so you could whine about them.

Girl: OMG I hate my parents, they didn't buy me that 2,000 dollar pair of jeans\!

47. (parents) (19↑, 22↓)
Abusers, Neglectors, and Drugheads. That is if they're ever around. Complete failures at life. Deserve to burn in hell forever.

I hate my parents, but I hate my boyfriend's more. He deserves better. Fuck parents, they Fail.

48. (parents) (33↑, 37↓)
people who, however annoying they sometimes may be, attempt to protect their children from becoming assholes like you.

my parents didn't let me party when i was younger, and look at me now\! i'm not a cokehead and i have a real job. thanks, mom and dad, you actually don't suck.

49. (Parents) (58↑, 62↓)
people who you love and adore,even if they can be a real pain sometimes. They love and care for you too and they deserve an "I love you" every now and then because you our their little angel and the one thing that brightens up their day. It's not fair to just say you only use them for some extra cash or rent because they brought you into this world and they love you more than you'll ever know.

"I've decided to enroll at UCLA. I know I'll make it with my scores,records,and extra curricular activities." "That's great\! We'll support you every step of the way. We find a way to pay your college funds and everything if you make it. Not only that but we'll be so proud of you." "Thanks...you're the best parents in the world"

50. (parents) (35↑, 39↓)
The leaders of a france. (see FRANCE for more info.)

My parents are the biggest france leaders around\!

51. (Parents) (72↑, 77↓)
The people who paid in blood sweat & tears to raise the author.
52. (parents) (45↑, 52↓)
Oh for fucks sake. "parents ruins are lives." "they are fucking idiots that ruins kids lives." Let me ask you this, did they really ruin your life? I didn't think so. Parents will be parents and believe or not, they love you. They will be asses at times and will be your best friend at times. They will scold you like hell at times and they will be proud of you at times. My parents are pretty strict, and i hated them sometimes. But then i realized how much they have supported me, and am glad that they are strict. Love your parents.

Idiot - "OMG I HATE MY PARENTS THEY RUINED MY LIFE I HATE THEM." Normal person - "What did they do to you?" Idiot - "They grounded me for skipping school for 4 weeks and for raping my teacher. LIKE WTF ITS OBVIOUS THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE." Normal person - "Goodbye."

Author: Someone with an IQ above 130 http://parents.urbanup.com/2600497
53. (parents) (46↑, 54↓)
people who feed me clothe me and bathe me till im 21

your parents

54. (Parents) (22↑, 33↓)
The ones who brought you into this world The ones who raised you, give you advice, &who you go to for guidance The ones you trust, can count on, and go to for anything If not for them you wouldn't be who you are now

I think mine just forget how to act like parents sometimes

55. (Parents) (73↑, 85↓)
The people that take care of you, love you, and hope for the best for you.

Without parents, who would take care of us?

56. (parents) (52↑, 68↓)
the single thing in life of the new generation should respect but fails to do so. they call their parents a bitch because they want them home call their parents a bitch who jut bought them their 100 dollar shoes but doesn't give them 10 bux. calls these parents a bitch because these parents bathed you gave birth to you nurtured and would hesitate to die for you but set a couple of house rules. yeah some good kids this new generation look at yourselves in the mirror and when ur parents leave this world who's gonna be left for you to call a bitch for taking care of you

yeah dawg my mom juts got me these shoes they cost $160.00 bucks but shes a bitch cuz she won't give me 5 bux

Author: Battlegrounds baller http://parents.urbanup.com/1095358
57. (parents) (75↑, 94↓)
The people who being us in this world, give us a roof over our heads, food in our bellies, clothes on our backs, the majority of the money we spend, and unconditional love. They also put up with all the idiotic things we do as teens, they teach us more than any book ever could, they care for us no matter what, they look out for our best interests, they listen to us whine and complain, and try to relate to us. They are the people who we owe everything to yet we never give them anything. A mom and a dad, grandparents, aunt and uncle, family, or someone who takes responsibility for our sorry butts.

All of you stop crying about what your parents won't let you do and learn to be grateful. Two-year olds act more mature than some of you do.

Author: Detrimental Deity http://parents.urbanup.com/1590175
58. (parents) (18↑, 49↓)
some guys that may or may not have produced my life by the traditional human means, i just don't know anymore. at any rate, they are "christians" and we live in the southeastern u.s.a.

i hate my parents; they abused me really hard.

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